Do whatever the fuck makes you happy


ionlylovebooks:

do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies

(via thatonegaywinchester)

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

(Source: gingerbreadlou, via thatonegaywinchester)

thebionicdoll:

when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon

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(via givingblowjobs)

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

(via cramp)



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